*Disclaimer.. I am a huge Longhorn fan.. but I am not real happy with my boys this season, and Mack’s inability to keep some players out of jail!
It’s been almost one (1) week without an arrest of a Longhorn football player! Good Job Mack – way to keep those boys in line!!! (Note: for those of you that don’t know, Austin ’s Pride has produced, within the last month, four (4) boys- w/ mugshots and prints. Two for armed robbery (w/ firearms), one for auto burglary & DUI and another for DUI)
Despite, their days of ‘good behavior’ – I thought you might find these jokes timely!
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?
A huddle.
2. There are four UT Longhorns in a car, who’s driving?
The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new ‘Honor System’.
Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator:
F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
7. If you see a Longhorn football player on a bike, why don’t you swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!
8. Why do the Longhorns employ scouts ?
To look out for cops, not to scout high school kids.
9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans build a new prison in Austin,Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk to school.
10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.
11. Why couldn’t the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field?
It’s a parole violation to associate with known felons.
12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.
*Submitted by RedGnome*
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