And so it begins..

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With the New Orleans Saints a swift 1-4.. Some fans are starting to be reminded of the “Aints” I have not noticed any paperbags yet.. Let the Saints loose a couple of more games.. the bags will be out in full force!  Thought you guys and girls would enjoy these Saints jokes 🙂

Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?
 A: Put up goal posts.

 Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado?
 A: The Superdome – they never have a touchdown there .

 Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?
 A: A thief.

 Q: Why doesn’t Baton Rouge have a professional football team?
A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

Q: What’s the difference between the New Orleans Saints & a dollar
 bill?
 A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?
 A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

  And my favorite:

   Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?

 A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

*Submitted by Lajitas*

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One Response

  1. Heh! Now, that’s funny right there! I don’t care who ya are!

    🙂

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