I’m A Cheater, Judge Toss The Case??

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Barry Bonds* has proven yet again that he truly is an idiot! This is taken from an article I read this morning, and linked..

‘Baseball’s home run king has pleaded not guilty to perjury and obstruction of justice charges alleging he lied when he told a federal grand jury he never knowingly used performance-enhancing drugs. He is asking a judge to dismiss the case, arguing the questions posed to him while under oath were ambiguous and confusing”.

What is so confusing about being asked repeatedly did you take steroids?? Better question is why do you feel that because of a “government typo” you won’t get a fair trial? Please explain to me why the courts are allowing this circus to continue? This should be real simple..

Court – Did you Barry Bonds* every use performance enhancing drugs, or steroids?

Bonds* – No I did not

Court – Then how do you explain your helmet tripling in size since being traded from the Pirates to the Giants?

Bonds* – I ummmmm *looks around sweating* The media has made this a witch hunt, they hated my daddy, and I have to be a prick to the media to make it right..(typical Bonds* answer when talking to the media)

Court – Huh?

Bonds* – You heard me.. this is a witch hunt.. I have done nothing wrong..

Court – Then why has your trainer sat in jail, because he will not testify against you?

Bonds* Huh?

Court – Isn’t it true Mr Bonds* that you have been lying to this court, the media, baseball, and its fans for years now?

Bonds*- I’m confused??

Lets just get on with this, the courts know Bonds* is lying, and trying everything he can to get this case tossed.. Just like Roger Clemens, and others in the steroid era.. Barry Bonds* is going to be forever linked, and forever tainted as a cheater.. so just let it go and face the music Bonds*. Please stop wasting our time..

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7 Responses

  1. you fly the stars logo on the right higher than the cowboys logo?!? for shame…

  2. “Mr. Bonds, what color shirt are you wearing?” bonds– “can you define color? and shirt? and what?”

  3. *hangs head in shame*

  4. Corrected 🙂

  5. c’mon…he’s claiming he doesnt understand the questions? apparently increasing the size of his head didnt increase the size of his brain..

  6. Hey Jason,
    ‘you don’t seem to cover NCAA B-ball much, but the
    U-Memphis v. UT game tomorrow is being hyped like it’s the Superbowl. Tickets are going for $10,000 to $15,000 and higher.

    Check it out.

    Mr. Olbroad

  7. Funny you say that, I’m working on a post for that right now Mr Olbroad 🙂

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