Weekend Funny…

 

I was told by the wife that this was my buddy Frank, Hockey Guru, and myself down at the local shake joint.. Hopefully we don’t catch a stray bullet from Pacman or his pose.. 😉

*Swiped from Ol Broad*

Hockey Guru Will Be Upset.. Oh Well!!

I found this pretty funny.. so I figured I would share.. So if your a fan of the following teams you have your hand signs that you make to show support for your team…

Texas Longhorn fans throw the horns..

Aggie Fans sport the thumb..

Then you have the Texas Tech fans.. Who *Get Their Guns Up* and even have a saying that goes with this.. *Bang Bang*

So when I ran across this last image.. it got me thinking.. this must be a Tech fan during football season.. Shocking likeness wouldn’t you say?? 😉

The Daytona 200 by Honda

The big race is tomorrow!!! The featured race is the 200 which is run on 600cc Formula Xtreme bikes will start at 1:00PM Central. The 200 is preceded by the first round of the AMA Superbike Series at 12:15 AM CST. The 200 will be shown live on the NASCAR Speed Channel and the Superbike race will air as recorded following the 200. It seems that the NASFREAKS feel a practice session for Sunday’s NASCRAP race is a bit more important than a series opener so the Superbike race was preempted.

I do believe I’ll be watching this on my Parents NEW 46″ LCD TV. Sweeeeeeet.

Here’s the first 10 of the starting grid of 70 for tomorrows 200.

1	Neil Hodgson	American Honda	Honda CBR600RR	1:39.348
2	Chaz Davies	Attack Kawasaki	Kawasaki ZX-6R	1:39.436
3	Steve Rapp	Attack Kawasaki	Kawasaki ZX-6R	1:39.779
4	Miguel DuHamel	American Honda	Honda CBR600RR	1:39.836
5	Josh Hayes	Erion Honda	Honda CBR600RR	1:39.878
6	Jake Zemke	Erion Honda	Honda CBR600RR	1:39.967
7	Michael Barnes	M4 EMGO Suzuki	Suzuki GSX-R600	1:40.432
8	Aaron Gobert	Rockwall Honda	Honda CBR600RR	1:40.469
9	Martin Cardenas	M4 EMGO Suzuki	Suzuki GSX-R600	1:40.661
10	Larry Pegram	Pegram Racing	Ducati 848	1:41.003

Yes only 1 Ducati…… Ducati doesn’t have an American racing contingency. Larry is a privateer.

Set the DVR or watch it live. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

My Little Mavericks

With the Houston Rockets in town last night, and the Western Conference as tight as it is right now.. The Dallas Mavericks really need to start stringing some wins together.. before they find themselves out of the playoffs.. In a nutshell.. we needed a win last night against the red hot Rockets.. but Nooooooooo.. Instead we get blown out, in our own house!

I no longer want to hear about how Jason Kidd is going to come in here and save this team… “Oh we really need a point guard that can manage the team” No what you need, is to stop relying on the 15ft jump shot, and shots from beyond the arc.. grow a pair.. and drive the lane! This Mavericks team has no heart left.. I would like to thank not only the Heat, but the Warriors for ripping the beating heart out of this team. This team is no closer to winning a championship then they were before the Kidd trade. Actually this team is starting to remind me of the Mavericks of old.. A lot of big name talent.. no killer instinct, and no heart..

If Maverick fans think this team is about to get hot, and ride it in to the playoffs.. I have a bridge I’ll sell you.. The fact of the matter is.. We didn’t need a new point guard.. We need a big man in the paint.. that can catch a ball.. Eric Dampier can not get it done.. If this team limps into the playoffs..

A. I will be very very surprised.. and

B. It will be a one and done playoff appearance.. Something Dallas fans are getting very used to.. I am starting to believe this team is very overrated.. Cuban, Nelson, and Avery all looked at this team before the Kidd trade.. and didn’t like what they saw.. I would love to ask one or all of them do they like what they see now?? If the Mavericks continue to play the same *phone in games*.. Each and every Maverick should give their paycheck back to Cuban, and say thank you sir.. but we don’t deserve this..

I no longer want to hear about Dirk’s window closing.. His window was shut, and locked after the Finals two seasons ago. Yes I know he was MVP last season.. but we all know that was a joke.. If they had done the voting after the season.. Dirk wouldn’t even have been given a second look. Is Dirk a good player.. Yes.. when teams are not in his head.. because lets face it.. Dirk is very easy to rattle.. but if Dirk is off.. he is really off, and a below average player.. At one point this Mavericks team had one of the deepest benches in the league.. Now.. I just don’t see the depth anymore..

The Mavericks better figure it out real quick.. Missing the playoffs is not an option for a team with this kinda roster, or this kinda payroll..

*EDIT* Liverdamage found this.. Very funny stuff..