Chicken Little lives in Houston

So by now.. you all know the Longhorns got rolled up and smoked like a “roll your own cigarette” yesterday by KSU! This was waiting for me in my email this morning.. I had to share this, because I couldn’t stop laughing about the “Chicken Little” reference!!

Well, I tried. I tried to warn folks down here that Texas better worry about KSU, and not get caught up in looking ahead. Did they listen? Noooooo, they just wanted to talk about Oct.6th. Well, I now know how Chicken Little must have felt. Only this time the sky came tumbling down like the meteorite that gave scientist the theory about how the dinosaurs died. Kudos to Coach Prince and his staff. They have the real deal working up there, and I hope they win the rest of their games, and go to a BCS bowl. They deserve it. Now, if you will excuse me, I’m starting to feel the chill of an early fall. I’m headed for the bottle of tequila to warm my inner soul and lick my wounds.

Life’s mostly scars and souvenirsLajitas

NFL gets in Roy Williams Pocket

Answer me this.. If you have a rule named after you.. Why would you continue to do it? Roy Williams was fined $12,500 for his “horse-collar” tackle on Desmond Clark in last weeks game against Chicago… This marks the SECOND time in two seasons that he has been fined for his own rule!  The picture above is a classic horse-collar tackle.. Roy broke T.O.’s leg with this tackle a few seasons back.. I wonder if Roy told T.O. when he was signed by the Cowboys.. “If you step outta line.. Ill snap your leg like a twig again”!!!

Roys Fine

All Alone!!

No doubt Brett Farve has become a legend in Packer country.. Well he etches his name into the record books again.. In the first quarter against the Vikings.. Farve passes up Dan Mario for the all time touchdown passing record.. Which now stands at 421 and counting!  Congrats Farve!!!

Funny of the Day Part 2

After an 0-5 start.. Even Jesus Christ has thrown Notre Dame under the bus!!

Thanks Elvis!!

Funny of the Day!

 I welcome the Sunday, that I don’t see Peyton Manning every other commercial!!

Thanks Ol Broad!

week 4 bets

i didn’t calculate out last weeks bets, i know i was down big… jason was evenish if i remember correctly… onto this week, and i’ll calculate it… promise

heres the odds, i’ll post in comments again

Favorite     Line     O/U     Underdog
Baltimore     4     40     at Cleveland
at Carolina     3     39 1/2     Tampa Bay
Chicago     3     45     at Detroit
at Dallas     13     46     St. Louis
Green Bay     1 1/2     38     at Minnesota
Houston     3     39     at Atlanta
at Indianapolis    9 1/2     46     Denver
at Miami     4     41 1/2     Oakland
NY Jets     3 1/2     37     at Buffalo
Philadelphia     3     47 1/2     at NY Giants
Pittsburgh     6     41 1/2     at Arizona
at San Diego     11 1/2     38 1/2     Kansas City
Seattle     2     41     at San Francisco
New England     7     53     at Cincinnati

NFL Picks Week 4

Still scratching my head, and with my confidence rattled after an 8-8 week.. I pull myself out of the fetal position.. and present my picks for week 4..

Baltimore (X)vs Cleveland
Chicago vs Detroit(X)
Green Bay(X) vs Minnesota
Houston (X)vs Atlanta
N.Y. Jets(X) vs Buffalo
Oakland(X) vs Miami
St. Louis vs Dallas(X)
Seattle(X) vs San Francisco
Tampa Bay(X) vs Carolina
Denver vs Indianapolis(X)
Kansas City vs San Diego(X)
Pittsburgh(X) vs Arizona
Philadelphia vs N.Y. Giants(X)

New England(X) vs Cincinnati

Puff Puff Incomplete

So you spend your summer in and out of court.. Watch what you thought were your friends roll over on you, to get a deal. You plead guilty to multiple felony charges, and now you wait to be sentenced.. What to do with all your free time?? Why not roll up a fat blunt.. sit back and play madden.. and wait for December to come.. Michael Vick just can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.. Perhaps they should just put him in jail now.. so he does not do anything else stupid??

Vick Tests Positive

the death of a greedy man.

today a greedy man died. a man that milked every last penny he could from anyone who might enjoy hockey. a person that wouldn’t put home games on local broadcast. a shithead that sullied an icon. a fucker that lied to assist canceling a season so he could get more money.

congrats fucker… where’s your money now? what has it got you?

today bill wirtz dies a despised man. as you read articles today about this fucker and all his “donations”, please understand this person wouldn’t have donated a penny if it wasn’t tax deductible.

do i hate bill wirtz? no. am i happy he died of cancer? no… just stating the facts. just because somebody dies doesn’t mean we should distort the life that person chose to live.

EDIT: i decided i’d have my coffee with cream and venom this morning…

Take a Seat Wrecks!

*Points and laughs in Nelson voice* HA-HA!  If your the Bears.. what do you do? Rex Grossman is supposed to be your quarterback of the future.. drafted to build your team around.. problem is.. He is not really all that good. After a piss poor outing against the Cowboys.. Lovie Smith has decided to go with his veteran bandaide Brian Griese.. Another high draft pick turn backup.. At this point.. it really comes down to “the lesser of two evils”.. Grossman is in his contract year… Starting his 5th year in the league.. one word comes to mind “inconsistent” Ok I lied.. several other words come to mind.. but we wont go into all that right now.. If you remember correctly.. Rex has been benched  for one game before .. then came out and looked elite for several weeks.. could this be what Lovie is trying to do this time?? One thought comes to mind for Rex, and his future.. Unless you have a really good agent that can sell you.. You will not start in this league.. every other team that talks to you will all say the same thing.. “You were on a championship caliber team, and could’nt get it done.. what do you think you can do here *insert team name*?? Rex can only reply with “I suck, I will try not to suck as much for your team sir”!!  If I have any other Bears fans that read my blog, other then Sean.. I am sorry for throwing your quarterback under the bus.. I only speak the truth!